The marriage question you’ve always wanted to ask

October 26, 2012 | admin fake diamond.jpg

This is what you need to do, go to Amazon.com and order one book on how to be happily married. Do this once a month.

Can’t get much easier than that!

So let’s go now to FAQ:

FAQ 1)  I’m confused, I thought you said “no trying.” Reading a book a month sounds like a lot of trying?

Dear confused, I didn’t say “READ” the books, I just said order them.

What is the point of that?

Simple, your wife will see you ordered a book on how to be happily married and she will think nice thoughts about you.

Now there’s a concept!

FAQ 2)  “But Rabbi, isn’t this deceptive?”

Dear Bernie, Yes it is.

If it bothers you, then read the book.

The truth is, if you order the books, chances are very high you or she will read one of them – I mean, how can she not read it after she saw you bought it “intending” to read it.

And if your spouse reads it, there is a good chance you are going to too.

Don’t you love how marriage works. 

FAQ 3)  What if I get caught?

Listen carefully, you will always get caught. When you do, say this to your wife, “Would you rather I get golf books that I don’t read, or marriage books that I don’t read?”

FAQ 4)  Can you recommend any books?

Yes, here are a few:

Michelle Weiner Davis – Her audio series is excellent – click here:

Getting the love you want. This is a classic, click here:

The 5 love languages. Another classic. Click here:

Bliss. Of course, we can’t leave out our own book. Click here:

 

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