For a Woman’s Eyes ONLY!

May 5, 2010 | admin toiletseat.jpg

It must be genetics.

Did you ever hear a group of men sitting around complaining that their wives drink all the beer?

And you never hear women talking about the dents in the car their husbands have made either.

Men are programmed to hunt wild game and take long showers, and women were born knowing where all 65,000 items in a grocery store are.

My wife sends me to get three things in our local supermarket and I put on my exercise gear because I walk the equivalent of a marathon trying to figure out where anything is.

Grocery stores are not designed for men to find anything, if they were, everything would be in alphabetical order.

So if you would like your husband to be genetically altered so he leaves the toilet seat in the correct position and would never dream of buying towels for your birthday, then we have the solution for you. Bring him to a marriage enhancement seminar (click on the link at the top of this page).

Tell him he can have a long shower after he goes.

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