You are not going to believe this, but COUCH means:

Thus, resourceful inventors were struggling to find a better solution to sleeping in the dog house, when someone finally came up with the couch.
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*source: Wikipedia: “The word is derived from the old French word ‘couche’, which literally means ‘Bed’.” And, www.ancientworlds.net: “The males lounged on the couches to dine, while females sat in chairs…”